Wonder Woman

With rumors flying that another major DC power player may make a cameo, or at least be mentioned in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Man of Steel, any rational person will conclude that Wonder Woman is a very real possibility.  God forbid anything comes out of DC as unforgivable as Green Lantern, and I hope casting on WW doesn’t go the route some fanboys are pushing.  I’ll be honest, if they cast Megan Fox, I won’t go see it.  So, I decided to cast it myself.  There are a number of ways the film could go, so I’m not going to bother casting every possibility.  Here are just a few of my choices.

Jessica Biel as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman

I feel the need to explain myself.  I think Biel is not only hot, she’s a good actress.  She has proven herself capable of physically demanding roles in Blade: Trinity, and Total Recall, not to mention, this chick is yolked.

Sigourney Weaver as Queen Hippolyta

This requires no explanation in my mind.

Tom Hardy as Ares

Again, I don’t think I need to justify.

Zoe Bell as Baroness Von Gunther

I don’t know if Bell can do a German accent, but if so, I can’t think of anyone better.  She just looks like a Nazi super-spy, plus she is a stunt woman so she and Biel could just beat the living shit out of each other.

That’s it for now.  Although he didn’t come around until later, I’d like to see someone pull of Cheetah, or maybe Guy Pearce as Baron Blitzkrieg.  Maybe in the sequel.